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Monday, February 1, 2010
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And the S62 CHANNEL is back for business! Be sure to check back regularly for more juicy and scandalous updates!
For today's issue, let us discuss about a very prominent and yet dangerous phenomenon in the school-beside-the-school-on-the-hills: Are guys turning on guys?
Image is blurred to protect the identities of the victims. Please do not speculate.
So, what is so popular about this trend? As quoted from reliable source (from a trustworthy bus guidebook), this two male creatures have been accused of engaging in abnormal behavior.
Why?
Looking at the way they sit, it can be concluded that they are very close. I mean, physically. Looking at the emotions...of course, you cant see their emotions. Regardless, these two victims may had been at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Now, back to the issue at hand. Are guys getting so deprived, so much that they are turning onto their own kind? As quoted from the all-mighty principal of all times, "Nanyang girls should go find a high school boy as a temporary boyfriend..." Are guys getting so useless?
Ever since the creation of the world, God creates Man. BUT, God creates woman to be the counterpart of man. For? Obviously, guys are for girls. We have heard stories of armies of guys charging into cities, kidnapping woman. But had we heard stories of armies kidnapping boys for reproduction resources?
Boys and girls are evident in many cultures, and yet it seems that B-B has been a trending topic recently. What evidence are there to prove this observation? What can we do to stop this...unorthodox behavior? Or, is this actually beneficial to the society, especially in a class whereby the B:G ratio is as high as the World Trade Center? As in, before 2001.
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Editor's note: a 2010 debut, and it was not a BOOMZ! article. Nevertheless, exciting articles have been lined up for you all, especially when our dear juniors are finally joining us! This article is open for discussion, and please direct all your email to : S62Channel@s62.bakua.sg!
a joyous script by Randy;
