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Saturday, February 6, 2010
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(SG) Once again, Singapore witnesses an amazing rising talent in the tiny red dot, which is expected to become a world sensation in near future.
Once a young innocent little boy in the class-of-extremely-talented-individuals, in short S62, Mr Tan Kuan Loong had, by chance, displayed his newfound talent: Devastating Poker Card Toss.
Never heard of it? Never witnessed it? Never fear. S62 Channel is always there (well, here) to bring you the latest exciting updates near the bench-with-the-comfy-pillar.
Multiple eye witnesses had seen Mr Tan, who, easily, tossed the flimsy wobbly poker card into the air, and seemingly directed it straight into the heart of the poor old tree (see above images).
Familiar? Research had shown that another superhero, Gambit, had displayed skills of similar devastation.
However, it is to believed that Mr Tan has shown promising talent in this peculiar art, and may even soon surpass the world renowned Marvel Superhero, assuming he existed.
More updates will be aired once we gather more news of Singapore's rising talents.
For now, let us put our hands together and welcome Singapore's first ever Superhero, Mr "Gambit" Tan!
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