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Sunday, August 8, 2010
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S62 Channel proudly brings to you, Part 1 of the much anticipated: the "Lords and Ladies of the Ring"!
Starring:
Frodo "Luki" Biggins
Sam "Minn" Gamgee
Aragorn LYIII
Legolas Gao
Gimli the Randy Dwarf
Gandalf the Tao Wizard
A-Boromir-on
JQ, Commander of the Orc's buses
Aragorn: Frodo, you must protect the ring well. Its your destiny to destroy it at the Mountain of Nucleons!
Frodo: Huh? What ring?
Sam: The one you are wearing on your neck.
Frodo: What? Thats a ring? Why is it a ring? Why must it be a ring? Oh no? Why cant it be a necklace? So why is it on my neck???
(Frodo got very confused and started jumping around in fear.)
Gandalf: Fret not, little Frodo! I shall bless you with the great Tao, to bring you great power and knowledge!
(The Council of the Rectangle Table looked at Gandalf expectantly, with Frodo and Sam standing up.)
Legolas: Orcs! Orcs! Fellowship, protect the ring!
Frodo: No! Protect me!
Gandalf: Here, you shall impart you with the power from the great beyond so that you can protect the ONE RING!
(Gandalf waved his magical staff at Frodo.)
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a joyous script by Randy;
